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throckmorton reblogged ravioli
1 month ago
Tuesday 23rd April 2019 02:41:38

Hey Y'all I could use some help right now

chanceydoesstuff 18th April 2019 03:39:46 PM - 1 month ago

I've been trying to make it until august but I can't wait, my computer has been cracked and on it's last leg for 4 months, my phone died yesterday and now won't turn on. I can't share my art or run my business without either of them so I need to fix one or the other in order to make some kind of income. 

I've got some stickers for sale here:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpG8oLhyCg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet https://chanceydoesstuff.tumblr.com/post/184255551496/babe-the-blue-ox-stickers-will-be-available-soon

I've got commissions open, here's a link to my prices:

https://chanceydoesstuff.tumblr.com/post/184254555571/chanceydoesstuff-opening-up-some-commission

and here's my Ko-fi with my computer goal:

https://ko-fi.com/A846XEL

Please reblog if you can! here are some examples of my art


ravioli 23rd April 2019 02:34:07 AM - 1 month ago

Good fortune wished upon you and yours

do not waste it


throckmorton 23rd April 2019 02:41:38 AM - 1 month ago

I've been #blessed by ravioli god


throckmorton
1 month ago
Monday 22nd April 2019 00:06:15

Interesting how animals with hair all over their bodies don't have armpit hair, yet the opposite is true for humans


throckmorton reblogged chanceydoesstuff
1 month ago
Sunday 21st April 2019 23:58:55

Hey Y'all I could use some help right now

chanceydoesstuff 18th April 2019 03:39:46 PM - 1 month ago

I've been trying to make it until august but I can't wait, my computer has been cracked and on it's last leg for 4 months, my phone died yesterday and now won't turn on. I can't share my art or run my business without either of them so I need to fix one or the other in order to make some kind of income. 

I've got some stickers for sale here:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpG8oLhyCg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet https://chanceydoesstuff.tumblr.com/post/184255551496/babe-the-blue-ox-stickers-will-be-available-soon

I've got commissions open, here's a link to my prices:

https://chanceydoesstuff.tumblr.com/post/184254555571/chanceydoesstuff-opening-up-some-commission

and here's my Ko-fi with my computer goal:

https://ko-fi.com/A846XEL

Please reblog if you can! here are some examples of my art


throckmorton reblogged gull
1 month ago
Sunday 21st April 2019 23:56:46
gull 21st April 2019 09:55:02 PM - 1 month ago

i have never met a single hunk in my life how the hell am i supposed to know what one looks like


throckmorton 21st April 2019 11:56:46 PM - 1 month ago

Here's a nifty guide you can follow:


throckmorton reblogged chanceyreblogs
1 month ago
Thursday 18th April 2019 15:41:20

Hey Y'all I could use some help right now

chanceydoesstuff 18th April 2019 03:39:46 PM - 1 month ago

I've been trying to make it until august but I can't wait, my computer has been cracked and on it's last leg for 4 months, my phone died yesterday and now won't turn on. I can't share my art or run my business without either of them so I need to fix one or the other in order to make some kind of income. 

I've got some stickers for sale here:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpG8oLhyCg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet https://chanceydoesstuff.tumblr.com/post/184255551496/babe-the-blue-ox-stickers-will-be-available-soon

I've got commissions open, here's a link to my prices:

https://chanceydoesstuff.tumblr.com/post/184254555571/chanceydoesstuff-opening-up-some-commission

and here's my Ko-fi with my computer goal:

https://ko-fi.com/A846XEL

Please reblog if you can! here are some examples of my art


throckmorton
1 month ago
Thursday 18th April 2019 15:26:11

Had a dream that I was fighting with some dude about the pronunciation of GIF

and we went back and forth for a bit and then he goes “Well the creator of GIF pronounces it “JIF”, so HA” 

And I turned straight Machiavellan, looked into his eyes, and said “the word of God means nothing to a non-believer” and I woke up 


throckmorton reblogged dwb
1 month ago
Wednesday 17th April 2019 02:18:37
throckmorton 14th April 2019 03:09:52 PM - 1 month ago

what if we activate other foods the way we activate almonds?

 


babushka 14th April 2019 03:35:07 PM - 1 month ago

h-how do you activate almonds


dwb 14th April 2019 04:47:33 PM - 1 month ago


throckmorton
1 month ago
Sunday 14th April 2019 15:09:52

what if we activate other foods the way we activate almonds?

 


throckmorton
1 month ago
Saturday 13th April 2019 18:10:11
babushka asked:

dont die

unavoidable, yet I accept the challenge


throckmorton
1 month ago
Friday 12th April 2019 18:04:52

I am having sn illness I think?

Am I dying? 

I can't breathe through nose

throat is a piece of jerky


throckmorton reblogged ravioli
2 months ago
Thursday 4th April 2019 00:38:03
ravioli 4th April 2019 12:37:07 AM - 2 months ago

I may be an idiot


throckmorton 4th April 2019 12:38:03 AM - 2 months ago

But???


throckmorton reblogged throckmorton
2 months ago
Thursday 21st March 2019 04:20:28
throckmorton 21st March 2019 04:18:51 AM - 2 months ago

New discovery:

I am the world's best comedian when drunck


throckmorton 21st March 2019 04:20:28 AM - 2 months ago

new new discovery;

me dizzy af and a loudmouth


throckmorton
2 months ago
Thursday 21st March 2019 04:18:51

New discovery:

I am the world's best comedian when drunck


throckmorton
3 months ago
Monday 11th March 2019 06:39:02

maybe ghosts are just messin with us


throckmorton reblogged chanceydoesstuff
3 months ago
Saturday 2nd March 2019 23:20:30
chanceydoesstuff 28th February 2019 08:42:14 PM - 3 months ago

Some quality tiktokery


throckmorton
3 months ago
Friday 22nd February 2019 00:50:41

yo shit I just realized:

vannellope von schweets is the only Disney princess with a driver's license 


throckmorton
3 months ago
Thursday 21st February 2019 01:32:39

honestly, i wish everyone I knew would give me 1 dollar so that I could have many dollars with little sacrifice


throckmorton
3 months ago
Tuesday 19th February 2019 00:01:19

now that tumblr is a shit-show I've been using it to do some PR by way of following a crap ton of people, some follow me back and I can funnel them to my other social medias

don't get me wrong I hate Follow-for-follow blogs but this has gained me like 10-15 followers every day I try it. 

Also, y'all should follow me on instagram


throckmorton
3 months ago
Tuesday 19th February 2019 00:00:56

now that tumblr is a shit-show I've been using it to do some PR by way of following a crap ton of people, some follow me back and I can funnel them to my other social medias

don't get me wrong I hate Follow-for-follow blogs but this has gained me like 10-15 followers every day I try it. 

Also, y'all should follow me on instagram


throckmorton reblogged thelldev
3 months ago
Friday 15th February 2019 03:14:48
throckmorton 15th February 2019 03:11:41 AM - 3 months ago

no one:

english people: youoroiyght?


thelldev 15th February 2019 03:12:20 AM - 3 months ago

How dare you call me out on my own platform


throckmorton
3 months ago
Friday 15th February 2019 03:11:41

no one:

english people: youoroiyght?


throckmorton
3 months ago
Friday 15th February 2019 03:08:09

No one:

English people: choob


throckmorton reblogged ravioli
3 months ago
Tuesday 12th February 2019 16:45:14
ravioli 12th February 2019 04:41:54 PM - 3 months ago

Love is ornamental and useless


throckmorton 12th February 2019 04:45:14 PM - 3 months ago

angry because you're alone on V-day Aren't you?


throckmorton
3 months ago
Tuesday 12th February 2019 16:40:44

Every aspect of childbirth sounds so unappealing-

pre-birth era:

-Morning sickness 

-swollen feet

-hormones go nuts

-no alcohol

-no cats

-people rubbing your stomach

Birth era:

-horror stories of labor pain

-ripping yourself open

-epidural=giant needle in your back

-having to wait around to deliver the placenta

-blood clots

-post-partem depression?

-getting stitches in terrible place

After Birth era;

-no sleep

-no sleep

-poo poo and throw up

-toddler-age

-kids are sticky

-so stickey what's wrong with them

-they inherit all your mental illness

-they're 5 now, you haven't slept in 6 years, you look terrible

Like people go through all this and go "it's really worth it I promise" then they bite a half-eaten, slobber-and-ketchup-soaked chicken nugget like they're Han Solo


throckmorton
3 months ago
Tuesday 12th February 2019 16:25:50

"Live Laugh Love" but instead it's John Mulaney's "Eat Ass, Suck a Dick, and Sell Drugs" in cursive font decals 


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