Rockin' n Rollin' n buying 100 watermelon

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throckmorton
3 days ago
Monday 15th July 2019 04:28:47

when my friends call me by my name I feel such a sense of connection and intimacy that is comparable only to the euphoria of intense love 


throckmorton reblogged areafiddyone
3 days ago
Monday 15th July 2019 04:26:30
areafiddyone 15th July 2019 04:23:59 AM - 3 days ago

Yeah we got aliens


throckmorton 15th July 2019 04:24:37 AM - 3 days ago

are they gay?


areafiddyone 15th July 2019 04:25:24 AM - 3 days ago

ye they is


throckmorton reblogged areafiddyone
3 days ago
Monday 15th July 2019 04:24:37
areafiddyone 15th July 2019 04:23:59 AM - 3 days ago

Yeah we got aliens


throckmorton 15th July 2019 04:24:37 AM - 3 days ago

are they gay?


throckmorton
5 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 21:09:50

Gender? 

That's what the kids are into these days?

wild


throckmorton reblogged ravioli
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 07:55:59

*italian fingers*

ravioli 12th July 2019 07:33:49 AM - 6 days ago

madanera saws


throckmorton 12th July 2019 07:55:59 AM - 6 days ago

olphreyyydo


throckmorton
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 07:54:01

As a camp counselor I am imbued with a very specific set of skills that is somewhere between Martha Stewart, Bear Grylls, and Ms. Frizzle. 

Make peach cobbler on a big rock

don't let the children die

that leaf is edible

this leaf is not edible, looks identical to that leaf

lanyard making, hair wraps

I got my hands up high, my feet down low, and that's the way I Jiggalo. Jig-alo, jig-jig-aloO

ghost stories, I got 'em

mother instincts, sure

let's start a fire using dryer lint and some sticks

sweat bath: just stop breathing through your nose and you can't smell the BO

canned foods from like 3 years ago

I don't fear bears anymore

I can climb a tree now 

leeches hate me

children keep thinking I'm cool andwanna jump on me, which brings me to my next point;

expert at dodging projectile children


throckmorton
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 07:36:40

look man, you aint gotta wear shoes to be "cool" 

you can take em off at any time 


throckmorton
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 05:48:17

throckmorton reblogged chaosgay
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 05:43:09
coffee 12th July 2019 04:45:46 AM - 6 days ago

oh man i wish i could slap a tiny crown on that rat


greatkingrat 12th July 2019 04:48:52 AM - 6 days ago



rosefairy 12th July 2019 04:50:07 AM - 6 days ago

flower crowns yaaaasss


greatkingrat 12th July 2019 04:50:37 AM - 6 days ago

They are the most royal of crowns.


throckmorton 12th July 2019 05:43:09 AM - 6 days ago

A GENTLEMAN


throckmorton reblogged throckmorton
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 04:57:36
throckmorton 20th January 2019 08:06:28 AM - 6 months ago

It's taken me 22 years of life to learn that a group of ladybugs is called a Loveliness!!


throckmorton reblogged throckmorton
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 04:54:01
throckmorton 2nd February 2019 05:17:58 AM - 5 months ago

cashier: "That'll be $6.75"

Me: *places a sand dollar on the counter*

cashier: 

Me: 

cashier:  


throckmorton reblogged throckmorton
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 04:53:23
throckmorton 5th February 2019 06:54:35 PM - 5 months ago

real life is stupid, why can't I pay for things with my homemade trinkets and flowers from my garden? 


throckmorton 12th July 2019 04:53:23 AM - 6 days ago

would anyone like to join my new trade-centered economy?


throckmorton reblogged throckmorton
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 04:51:00
throckmorton 15th February 2019 03:08:09 AM - 5 months ago

No one:

English people: choob


throckmorton reblogged throckmorton
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 04:50:36
throckmorton 15th February 2019 03:11:41 AM - 5 months ago

no one:

english people: youoroiyght?


thelldev 15th February 2019 03:12:20 AM - 5 months ago

How dare you call me out on my own platform


throckmorton reblogged throckmorton
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 04:49:45
throckmorton 14th April 2019 03:09:52 PM - 3 months ago

what if we activate other foods the way we activate almonds?

 


babushka 14th April 2019 03:35:07 PM - 3 months ago

h-how do you activate almonds


dwb 14th April 2019 04:47:33 PM - 3 months ago


throckmorton reblogged ravioli
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 04:47:46
azover 4th January 2019 04:33:52 AM - 6 months ago

sir? SIR

MY KNEES

ARE NOT

FOR SALE


ravioli 4th January 2019 04:43:23 AM - 6 months ago

Not up for

discussion


throckmorton reblogged ravioli
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 04:47:13
luxraays asked:

you

ravioli 2nd January 2019 07:06:40 PM - 6 months ago

moi?


luxraays 3rd January 2019 12:53:17 AM - 6 months ago

please, please come into my humble abode, traveler. you must be exhausted

why not have a rest on my most comfortable bed...?



ravioli 3rd January 2019 02:00:19 AM - 6 months ago

oh yes

how quaint


ravioli 3rd January 2019 02:01:37 AM - 6 months ago

oh yes

quite comfi


ravioli 3rd January 2019 02:02:58 AM - 6 months ago

perhaps... a nyap


luxraays 3rd January 2019 02:25:38 AM - 6 months ago


worry not, traveler, i shall make sure none disturb your slumber and prepare a hearty meal for when you awaken!

you are...safe...here....


ravioli 3rd January 2019 02:34:07 AM - 6 months ago

try it

bitch


throckmorton reblogged thedarklordgivenofucks
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 04:27:57
throckmorton 11th July 2019 05:20:43 AM - 7 days ago

The reason why tumblr is so unappealing for artists is because it's very follow-driven. The user chooses the experience they want to have via following other people and only staying on their own Dashboard. The explore page is general, it only caters to the community as a whole, and what's the most popular. With instagram and tiktok the explore page is more "like"-driven, and shows the user content according to what that person likes. It's hard to find new things on tumblr. 


disasterbisexual 11th July 2019 07:11:41 AM - 7 days ago

even if you search for things they might not show up


abby 11th July 2019 08:34:35 AM - 7 days ago

I saw someone talk about how tumblr earlier on didn't have much of an issue with this as people reblogged posts more than they liked them. Which lead to more exposure and people finding them easier. This is how Major artists on the site like Ikimaru were able to gain a large following I believe. But tumblr now doesn't do this. 1/4 or less of notes would be reblogs. And so while there are more users than ever, artists works get less traction.

I feel like the smaller a community is, the more people will reblog or promote art; and as it grows larger they feel like they dont need to do that anuymore?

IDK.


thedarklordgivenofucks 11th July 2019 10:35:57 AM - 7 days ago

tumblr is unnapealing in general tbh but yeah waterfall seems to be handling it better

One thing I'm really excited to see is the commission market place thing thell was talking about further down the line, like that sounds really cool


throckmorton 12th July 2019 04:27:57 AM - 6 days ago

I think the marketplace is a lovely idea, and I'm also excited for it!


throckmorton reblogged thedarklordgivenofucks
6 days ago
Friday 12th July 2019 04:27:40
throckmorton 11th July 2019 05:20:43 AM - 7 days ago

The reason why tumblr is so unappealing for artists is because it's very follow-driven. The user chooses the experience they want to have via following other people and only staying on their own Dashboard. The explore page is general, it only caters to the community as a whole, and what's the most popular. With instagram and tiktok the explore page is more "like"-driven, and shows the user content according to what that person likes. It's hard to find new things on tumblr. 


disasterbisexual 11th July 2019 07:11:41 AM - 7 days ago

even if you search for things they might not show up


abby 11th July 2019 08:34:35 AM - 7 days ago

I saw someone talk about how tumblr earlier on didn't have much of an issue with this as people reblogged posts more than they liked them. Which lead to more exposure and people finding them easier. This is how Major artists on the site like Ikimaru were able to gain a large following I believe. But tumblr now doesn't do this. 1/4 or less of notes would be reblogs. And so while there are more users than ever, artists works get less traction.

I feel like the smaller a community is, the more people will reblog or promote art; and as it grows larger they feel like they dont need to do that anuymore?

IDK.


thedarklordgivenofucks 11th July 2019 10:35:57 AM - 7 days ago

tumblr is unnapealing in general tbh but yeah waterfall seems to be handling it better

One thing I'm really excited to see is the commission market place thing thell was talking about further down the line, like that sounds really cool


throckmorton 12th July 2019 04:27:40 AM - 6 days ago

I think the marketplace is a lovely idea, and I'm also excited for it!


throckmorton
7 days ago
Thursday 11th July 2019 07:07:24

it's good to see that @lime and I are on the same page as far as misspelling "lactose intoliberaci" goes


throckmorton
7 days ago
Thursday 11th July 2019 06:49:09

I've got so much ambition but god sniped me with lactose intoberlerence 


throckmorton
7 days ago
Thursday 11th July 2019 06:39:41

The clap of my thighs as I move my legs together too quick is the reason I don't do jumping jacks in public gyms or have sex in the woods anymore 


throckmorton
7 days ago
Thursday 11th July 2019 05:20:43

The reason why tumblr is so unappealing for artists is because it's very follow-driven. The user chooses the experience they want to have via following other people and only staying on their own Dashboard. The explore page is general, it only caters to the community as a whole, and what's the most popular. With instagram and tiktok the explore page is more "like"-driven, and shows the user content according to what that person likes. It's hard to find new things on tumblr. 


throckmorton
1 week ago
Thursday 11th July 2019 02:14:04

God I hate capitalism so much but I am powerless to take down the bourgeousisegeisouse 

anyways only give your money to small businesses or tradesmen, also the thrift stores, this includes crafting and hobby supplies, Joann is not your friend 


throckmorton reblogged ravioli
3 weeks ago
Friday 28th June 2019 05:39:05
An Anonymous user asked:

Do raviolis dream?

ravioli 1st February 2019 05:23:38 AM - 5 months ago

no...

only nightmare...

for ravoli


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